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is there a support group for people who had their life ruined by oyasumi punpun

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meredyberedy asked:
Wait Sorry I meant Orange (lol),I was wondering why that message looked so short. NOt my brightest moment

Orange: 6 facts about my home town.

  • fruck this is going to be hard. Okay, my hometown is in Europe, it’s hella pretty, its town motto thing is “leben. erleben. lebenswert.”, everything is so close together you don’t really have to drive to get anywhere, between the years 1897-1909 we had a mayor named Rudolph Kirschstein (there was also and earlier mayor named Berthold) and I thought that was hella. And the final thing is that it’s known for its wine.
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leonaries asked:

Green: 8 facts about my body

  • Aw dfucksak ok, I’m overweight, I’m fairly tall (I’m taller than most of my friends; I always have been), I’ve got a thumb-shaped birthmark on my ass, I have central heterochromia (so my eyes are both blue and gold), my hair is currently black with blue streaks, the left side of my body is bigger than my right, I got tiny hands, anndddd I have four ear piercings
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Anonym asked:
White & Grey =D

White: 3 facts about my personality.

  • I’m shy, easy going and pretty open minded 8)

Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things

  • It’s red and it plays my favourite games 8) (totally not talking about my 3DS)

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

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Now I can shove a 9 inches dildo up my ass just pushing once. I'm so proud of myself.


first, for making me blush the hardest when reading this

and second, for your achievement 8))

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I gave my first blow job on a crowded bus at midnight.

Excellent! I hope you didn’t get caught though

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saphruikan asked:
NSFW SHIP MEME NAGA KING AND QUEEN GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOO ( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴) OR IF YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT REINER AND BERTLBUTT

ahHahfsd YES let’s introduce the Blue Website to the wonderful sex life of the Naga royalty

Who is louder? 

  • The queen, obviously ( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴) the king needs to cover her mouth sometimes

Who is more experimental? 

  • The queen, she just a horny snek

Who takes more risks? 

  • Both of them, with all their sneaking around and shit. They even make it a game to have sex in every room of the palace

Do they fuck or make love?

  • Make love, although the king would gladly love to fuck the hell out of her (I’m sure she wouldn’t mind either)

Lights on or off?

  • Lights on, they love to see each other’s bodies and faces

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?  

  • Hmm, probably the king since he can’t really hide his dick that well ( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴)

Who comes first? 

  • Most of the time, its the king. And afterwards, he helps to finish his queen off

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? 

  • The king is a god at oral ( ∴ ͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°∴) and because of this, the queen prefers it the most

Who is more submissive? 

  • They switch a lot, so it’s hard to say

Who usually initiates things? 

  • The king definitely, he’s such a gross horn dog

Who is more sensitive?

  • The queen is hella sensitive